i procrastinated on my chem quiz, made this page, and then got a 93. maybe all is right in the world.
im currently rereading homestuck.. i recognize that maybe i shouldve made this page when i started rereading, or when it started reuploading... w/e. better to do it now rather than do it never!OCTOBER 25 2025 ITS CASCADE DAY!!!!! (latest upd8 pg 6010)
OH MY GOD BRUH this mf just killed jade with SHAVING CREAM what is happening.
i watched cascade in the official hs discord server n it was super fun. i had totally forgotten like 95% of the flash... also homestuck is actually super interesting when you pay attention to it and use your brain to figure out whats going on.
oh my god bruh... DAVESPRITE YOU MAKE ME SO SADDDD the convo these two had in the scrapbook segment made me sad. also, jack noir taking jade to her quest bed was really sweet and funny in retrospect. connecting the dots on whats gunna happen before it happens is extremely rewarding in homestuck. jade was on her quest bed and i was like OHH MY GOD thats why they showed the sprites before this. bc jade's dream self is in the sprite. shes gunna god tier bro. And i pointed to the screen like a football fan in a hazy sports bar.
jade im sorry i ever doubted you. i thought john got used to his powers quick, jade literally stopped a meteor in two seconds within god tiering. not even a 'guh, where am i!!! what's this crazy outfit!!' No. straight to business. shrunk the meteor, enlarged the prospit boat, teleported onto the boat, teleported john onto boat from god knows where, shrunk all the planets, MADE A FOURTH WALL. thingy. and shot through it. no one is doing it like her bro. this has to be the most efficient god tier in homestuck.
THIS i remember. this is the one thing i remembered from this flash, this specific shot. the only reason being bc one of my favorite dave animatics references it. this artist does such a great job man..
again, artstyle is awesome. karkat adjusting where terezi's pointing made me lol.
YESSSS GOD TIER they so sick. so freaking awesome man Coming out of the green sun like that.. just too much aura. hogging it atp. i really do not understand who they managed it. like clearly they showed quest beds in derse... did they move them there? was that part of the plan? or did they just find them?? also, how is there such a big space in derse. its like, perfect for The Tumor. man. re: god tier, i guess they just ascended their dream selves? both of them.. died... i guess... but if your dream self is the one that dies on the bed, would it just revive the same body, instead of transferring real self -> dream self? Interesting... tricky tricky....
he looks like a bug This is so cool.
OCTOBER 24 2025 (latest upd8 pg 5998)
HUGE UPDATE OHHH too much doc scratch. so much to pay attention to. i like the little story that happens in the upper banner.
super cool i adoreee this artstyle. john dead in the back LOL. roses grimdark outfit is so funny to me Where do you think you're going in those purple sneakers...
HI JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!! Whose hammer is that. is that vriska's symbol on the hammer. and all of roses followers... lol. also yes i did totally forget that once u god tier u r immortal thas crazy how quickly i forgot.
so many good panels. i love homestucks art. so so cool. john is so cool.
man being a light player must be so cool that orange color is awesome.
hanging his jacket on the battlefield WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS....
OH MY GODDD VRISKA U R SO COOL.
the heroic/just death relating to prospit/derse dreamers tendencies to be optimists/realists... wow... awesome.
oh man vriska how are you simultaneously so pathetic and yet so cool.
oh. yea. vriska is so desperate to keep this one relationship she has where nothing is expected of her... where she doesnt have expectations from neither her culture nor her peers...
man what the hell is dave doing
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
the part where you look through doc scratch's scrapbook is super cool. i do NOT remember this from when i first read it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING davesprite is alive...
wow... theyre so cute... wow....
wow. dave you are so. ough.
OH MYG OD BRUH is dolorosa the girl that mindfang had been controlling. from mindfangs diaries. that dualscar killed bc he was jealous. Oh my god bruh. im connecting dots OH MY GODBRUH
what the fuck
awwwww,,,,
i am very excied for [s] cascade. it will be so hype.
OCTOBER 23 2025 (latest upd8 pg 5662)
Okay. i have no idea what gamzee (?) is doing by orchestrating this whole terezi vriska historical showdown? trying to reenact it by giving terezi her costume + white scalemate... i have no clue whats happening. vriska did mention that highbloods put higher stock into the history of their lineage so. ??
why is lil cal here again. why is terezi mirroring dave. What is happening bro.
the flash + music mirroring daves upward movement... so awesome... i wonder if we'll see anything else like this for the other kids + their patron trolls? maybe its already happened n i just havent realized bc it was more subtle.
this page was actually crazy. mindfang controlling the jury(?)? getting them to hang the prosecutor??? unbelievably raw. ++ mindfang with the oracle.. she refers to the one who owns it as the Doctor. doc scratch i guess? icky to know that the influence he has has spanned centuries. eugh.
[S] Flip. is super cool. oh my god. the scratched disc... how they keep paralleling the kids session (facepalm combo, daves strife with bro, etc), how it keeps glitching... just peak. i like how terezi initially refuses to go along with vriskas roleplaying by going like mindfang... wait no, i mean vriska! but by the end she's fully devolved into the game.
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i also like that this panel is framed like the other deaths that we've seen. because if the coin lands on scratch, terezi IS kind of sending vriska to her death.
Why are they here again.
oh my god bruh NOT THIS DUDE AGAIN OH. MY GODDDD
OCTOBER 22 2025 (latest upd8 pg 5614)
okay ohhh my godbruh this update is a little insane. im realizing halfway thru ill have to write this now instead of after i finish it bc theres so much i want to comment on that ill just forget half of it.
DOC SCRATCH IS WERID AND GROSS AND CREEPY i do not like that guy. the amt of influence he's had over vriska and rose is scary. do all light players have to deal with this guy.
Yes thank you thats exactly what i wanted to do. one (1) normal guy around here.
yea sure whatever Not like rose just went grimdark or anything. the quality of sbahj is really kind of breathtaking. i dont think i could make something this shitty if i even tried. the name itself looks like a keysmash. how does he do it....
this part also made me really sad. i feel so incredibly bad for rose Aoughhh...
n finally john actually going for the tumor... woaw...
HOLY SHIT ITS THE THING THE CASCADE THING....!!!!!!!!! oh my god bruh Its happening... soon......
also holy shit john just Taking the tumor. like literally just putting it in his dads wallet is so funny 2 me. i guess in retrospect im not fully sure how i thought he was going to carry it lol??? i thought it was gunna be way smaller. not huge.
jake is so fucking funny bro. this is so wink wink nudge nudge. something of a witch of the stuff! bro i just KNOW he was giggling writing this. and feeling a bit jaded,,,? do not even get me started. im giggling. im heeheeing.
and of course.. zillyhoo is awesome...
dave can brag about being a cool kid all he wants but he will lowkey never reach the sheer level of simple aura john has. john doesnt even realize how tough he is bro. this whole thing is crazy levels of stupid - some kid in blue pyjamas holding a clown hammer.. but its so tough.... by god.
also oomf moekkis. i am looking at gamzee with no hate in my heart, nor expectations. and yet i am a little scared. i have no clue what this means like Was it originally gamzees hammer? i dont even remember anymore. ALSO pesterquest is literally $2.39 on nintendo eshop rn so im buying it for my switch hehe i am very excited. i remember watching no commentary playthroughs of it when it came out but i cannot remember whose routes i watched? no way i watched all of them. so i will do gamzee's as per oomf request!!!
john gets used to his godtier powers so quickly...
i guess it comes with being a Heir? we havent really seen anybody else's journey with godtier yet. vriska sure but she hasnt really done anything with her Powers yet per se... and aradia started the dream bubbles. but you could argue thats not a power of hers, but rather something she negotiated with the outer gods. strokes chin in deep thought.. hmmmmm
[s] seer: descend... oh man. at least john is cute in this. i really do love playing the little minigames, im so glad all the flash stuff is working again.
soo cute brah how did they make him so moe. why did they make him anime boy moe in my 2011 webcomic.
[s] ==> caught me SOOO OFF GUARD? I DID NOT REMEMBER JOHN DYING HERE???????????? i was fully ready for another minigame. but no. the music cutting out is also super cool..., and the way the next page is dave looking over dead bro. Bro who was impaled very similarly to how john was... is this johndave crumbs,
+ also im not sure where in the timeline this specific dave is? bc this scene had been shown before. dave had mentioned not being brave enough to take Bro's sword, or smth along those lines... the timeline is too much. im getting lost in the sauce.
so cool man.
OCTOBER 21 2025 (latest update pg 5513)
ok first of all. this update made me a little more sympathetic towards vriska. OKAYY okay i hear u Yes theres like 5 billion pages of evil discourse on her. i get it. when i first read homestuck at the ripe age of like 12 i hated her completely. i never ever really? thought about her? beyond that??? she was just some character that i hated. actually that was a lot of characters. Hello eridan and gamzee too. this convo specifically made me like her more.
i had already liked her somewhat before this, but this really solidified it for me. shes super cool as a character and i adore her whole luck & dice schtick. but moments of emotional vulnerability really sell it to me!!! this scene along w/ when she was begging tavros to not make her bleed to death slowly... yowch! she really is a 13yr old like everybody else, damn!!! she has her moments.
another character ive grown to like recently is eridan... from before i started my reread, all i remembered was that everybody hated him bc he killed a bunch of trolls for no reason. and was just a prick in general. and i mean, yea! he is pretty fucking annoying. but i am also impossibly endeared? he is very purple. and pathetic, really. i cannot believe this dude who is basically royalty is trying to put every person he meets into one of his quadrants. but i really do feel kinda bad for him! he thought he had a kismesis with vriska? GONE. moirail with feferi? GONE! this dude basically had his life flipped from under him in like, a day. no wonder he was killing the angels on his land bro!! T___T; his character design is still really cool too. this pesterlog made me really sad.
wow maybe i am easily manipulated... or maybe just empathetic.
even though, after 4 years, ive taken back my hatred for vriska and eridan, i still do not understand gamzee. maybe we just havent gotten to the emotional pesterlogs? idk?? rn he just seems a little insane. the clown thing is also scary.
john is also super cool. i liked him a lot when i first read it, and i still like him now. hes so deathly naive and trusting. he really just... does stuff. rose told him to go look for The Tumor and he doesnt remember until like, 100 pages later. he literally ascends to godhood before thinking about it (future me please fact check this). slight anecdote: i need to find that pesterlog of john n vriska where she says his name in 8 lines of 8... and he's like, you just wrote my name in 64bit! and shes like God... this Nerd bro.... i was in my computer science class 2day, extremely tired and highkey just on the verge of giving up for the rest of the class bc the conversion to binary stuff we were doing was just Not making sense to me at all. but i remembered john and was like wow.. i sure wish i knew what he was talking abt when he said that.. so i did it. and i learned it. i kind of understand binary now. thank you john homestuck.
its crazy how much i missed the first time i read homestuck like i fr mustve been reading with my eyes closed. i never realized the exiles are the prosite/derse citizens? and that prototyping the kernel is what gives the abilities to the ring?? like are we serious... and understanding that made bec prototyping himself all the more crazy. id be mad as fuck too if i was karkat. it took 4000 pages for them to get jade IN the game. just dillydallying and doing nothing... i also understand the first guardians now! and what the green sun is! holy shit!!!!! davesprite makes me incredibly sad. dave in general, actually. wow. back to most recent page, 5513. i did NOT remember doc scratch being made out of lil cal???? holy shit??? that makes him so sinister??? also, i guess vriskas seer ball thing had already been on alternia before doc scratch? makes me wonder where it came from. same place as the frog ruins and their copy of sgrub, i guess?.
this is a different section woah CLASSPECTING!!!!!!!!!!
classpecting is super fun. i recommend everyone does it. its like enneagram but way more fun and complicated. i wouldnt lean too heavily on quizzes, but theyre an excellent starting point!simple classpecting quiz (class + aspect): on homestuck.net
extended zodiac quiz (prospit/derse + aspect + specific zodiac): on hs.hiveswap.com
once you've done those two, its worth it to dig around a little to see if that really matches your vibe. dahniwitchoflight on tumblr has some really nice overviews of each class paired with each aspect. (on tumblr). just search your aspect in the little tumblr tag system like Heart Aspect n it should pop up. their blog is also usually the first thing that appears when you simply google Page of Heart or any sburb title.
classpecting is pretty personal n fun. i used to think i was a sylph of heart which is CRAZY. either i had no sense of my actual self back then or ive just changed dramatically since then. now i've landed on knight of mind... heh heh. sounds pretty cool. i was stuck between light, mind, and hope for like a WEEK.. but ultimately somewhere in the back of my MIND (haha) i knew i was mind. its like when you flip a coin, and while its still in the air, you find yourself wishing for a certain outcome. i decided against light bc their whole thing is really rebellious. rose basically breaks the game day 1, and vriska is out doing. whatever. making herself responsible for the entirety of the game and consequently for defeating it... etc etc. that is not me man!!!! not to say im a complete stickler for the rules, but im just plainly not as imaginative as that? i am not ready to break the rules of reality in 'the pursuit of knowledge'. okay. and hope wasnt really a strong option either. i am not really hope. i mean, i guess, in some regards i have a feeling that things will be alright, eventually, but thats not Hope. thats just blind faith. and it doesnt extend to all parts of my life.. okay whatever mind it is. yayy aspect done! classes are also just as hard. its a little daunting. i initially thought i was 100% a passive class - i leaned towards rogue. but euuuhghhh.... i just didnt really like it. i guess part of classpecting is also the intuition part. it IS just for fun, and you should probably go towards what you're drawn to. knights are awesome. dave is a knight. karkat is a knight. some of my favorite characters! this might be impossibly self absorbed of me, but i generally find myself liking character that are pretty similar to me. maybe its bc i can relate to them more? idk. karkat is probably the character in homestuck thats closest to me in terms of personality. it also helps that he's my patron troll! #cancer the zodiac sign. awesome. i relate to his absolute hate of past and future versions of himself. i too want to punch past and future me, all the time. so knight of mind it is. knights are an active class, so it was a little surprising to me that i related so much to it. maybe im underestimating myself?
the parts that stuck out to me the most from dahni's blog were, "A Knight of Mind would perceive their grasp on logic and reason to be woefully incomplete though and be embarrassed of this fact, even if it were not true." and "A Knight has a natural “mask” or facade that they wear to hide the fact that they believe themselves to be incompetent...". wow!!! thats me fr!!!!
uhm all of the costumes for the godtiers are like. Godly ugly. (haha). ive been trying to draw more. but usually before i really get my Doodle on... i have to know how to draw things. so usually my sketchbooks consist of the same thing drawn over and over 400 times before i actually feel comfortable doing it. its usually hair. i hate drawing hair. dave your hair is deceptively simple. i have beef. idk how to make it look good but i will eventually.
homestuck beyond canon is also lowkey a thing that exists
ill get into it later BUT THEY HAVE SATYRSthey have horses. its awesome.
ill talkk abt it more late LOOK AT MY HORSE(SATYR) GUY
yes i didnt draw the Leg legs. im sorry guys idk how to do that yet ill get better i Swar. maybe.
this is a redraw of an art i made when i first got into hs for 4/13. i will not post the original here bc i still have shame. i think i've improved some in the years since. this one isnt. very polished LOL but it definitely sells the pose more than the og...
homestuck has made me very. creative. it is extremely weird to be in such a welcoming fandom for once in my life. it makes me want to do Arts and Crafts... to play and draw.. anyways. im trying to learn how to draw all the trolls so here's some shitty base sketches.